Bottoms up Bridesmaids! Welcome to the wild world of bachelorette party shots.
Ah, the bachelorette party- a sacred rite of passage where glitter, giggles, and questionable decisions reign supreme. It’s the one night where sequins are considered a personality trait, karaoke is mandatory, and shot glasses become vessels of chaos, courage, and mild regret.
But we’re not here for basic tequila slammers. Oh no. This is the big leagues. We’re talking about shots with names that make your grandma blush and your ex-boyfriend reconsider his life choices. Ever raised a glass of Blow Job with your Bridesmaids while locking eyes and trying not to laugh? Or ordered a round of Blue Balls with the confidence of someone who definitely doesn’t care what the bartender thinks?
From Buttery Nipple to Kiss the Boys Goodbye, these aren’t just drinks- they’re declarations. Each shot has a personality, a story, and, depending on how many you have, the potential to inspire a few too many Instagram stories.
So grab you squad, strap on that sash, and let’s dive into the delightfully inappropriate world of bachelorette party shots. Just remember: what happens after Red-Headed Slut stays after Red-Headed Slut.
Blow job
A creamy shot with a scandalous name-perfect for toasting to questionable decisions and the art of hands-free drinking.
1 ounce coffee liqueur
1 ounce Irish cream
whipped cream
In a shaker with ice, combine coffee liqueur and Irish cream. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses and top with whipped cream.
**Make sure to drink the shot without using your hands!**
Buttery nipple shot
Sweet, smooth, and way to easy to take… just like your ex who still texts at 2 am.
1 ounce butterscotch schnapps
1 ounce Irish cream
In a shaker with ice, combine butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Slippery nipple shot
A dangerously silky shot that slides down faster than your dignity after three karaoke rounds.
1 ounce smabuca
1 ounce Irish cream
In a shaker with ice, combine sambuca and Irish cream. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Blue balls shot
Bold, blue, and bound to leave you feeling like a tease- because who doesn’t love a little shot of frustration?
1 ounce coconut rum
1 ounce blue curacao
1 ounce peach schnapps
1/2 ounce sour mix
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Kiss the boys goodbye shot
A farewell salute to all the fish in the sea- raise your glass, pucker up, and send them off with sass.
1 ounce cognac or brandy
1 ounce sloe gin
1/2 ounce simple syrup
1/2 ounce lemon juice
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Orgasm shot
A party in a glass that’s almost as good as the real thing- and way more dependable.
1 ounce coffee liqueur
1 ounce Irish cream
1 ounce amaretto
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Tie me to the bed post baby
A wild little shot that says, “I came for the cake…. but I’m staying for the chaos.”
Full post and recipe can be found here
Fuzzy balls shot
Fuzzy, spicy, and just suggestive enough to make Aunt Carol blush and join in.
Full recipe can be found here along with some other tasty party shots.
Red headed slut
Loud, bold, and guaranteed to leave a lasting impression- just like your favorite bad influence.
1 ounce jagermeister
1 ounce peach schnapps
1 ounce cranberry juice
Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice. Shake well. Pour into shot glasses.
Sex with one person for the rest of your life (aka a shot of whiskey)
Strong, intense, and a little terrifying- but hey, It’s what you signed up for. Sip wisely, babe
1 ounce whiskey such as Black Velvet or Windsor
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