what up wednesdays

Just a few things I’ve been up to lately…..

• I should actually title this wtf do I do with my life Wednesdays because it ain’t a whole helluva lot lately.  Seriously.  I’m so boring I can’t stand myself.  The weather is cooler, rainy, and dreary.  So a trip to the pumpkin patch my boyfriend’s sister tried planning never happened.  I’m not going to any Halloween parties.  My attempt at decorating for Fall/ Halloween was to find and put out my pumpkin candle.  And I just realized I forgot to hang my fall wreath.  I suck.  Oh, and the laziness continues because I’m not baking pies for the holidays this year.  I have people threatening me.  Like wanting to start a hit list on me (jokingly of course).  But seriously.  It’s not me being lazy either, it’s because I don’t have the space to do it this year since I moved in with my boyfriend.  Plus there’s the cats.  I refuse to bake and sell pies with the possibility of cat hair being in the pies. Gross.  And while I appreciate everyone who offers me their kitchen (because many have) people just do not realize the month long process it takes for me to make and bake 100+ pies.  And I would be spending 14 hours for 2 days plus another 6 hours on a 3rd day just baking in their kitchen.  And the funny thing is, almost everyone who offers has pets.  But nevertheless I am very flattered that everyone loves my pies and is devastated that i’m not making any this year.  I am so very sorry!
• Let’s talk TV.  The Walking Dead.  Is Glenn really dead?  My theory is yes because it was rumored before it happened AND they never exactly showed Lori dying and she was a major/original character too.  We caught up on 2 of 3 episodes of Empire and my boyfriend liked it a little better but i’m still NAH.  Every single episode 5 times in each episode they just go back and forth between he stole this person ya well this person works for me now and this kid is gonna be with my label and I’m gonna take you down and no, i’m gonna take you down and blah blah blah i’m over it.  So instead of scripted tv, I fall back on my mind numbing brain cells dying reality tv crap.  Like 90 day fiancée and Arranged and Married at 1st sight the 1st year, Ladies of London, RHOC….What I REALLY want is Showtime.  I want to binge watch and get all caught up in Ray Donovan, The Affair, Masters of Sex, maybe even Homeland.  Or better yet, don’t get Showtime and stop watching so much damn tv and get a fucking life.
• This is one of those bitchy posts today.  I’m so sorry.  Sometimes I can’t help myself.